THE DAY HAS FINALLY ARRIVED, THE PIMPS ARE MULTIPLYING

YUP IT'S HOT OFF THE PRESS THIS MORNING, OUR FIRST (BRBR) BABY HAS BEEN INTRODUCED TO THE WORLD!

EYOOOOOO

There I was sitting at my PC carrying out the day to day running of the breates clan in the history of online gaming, when I noticed that our comrade Sir Rangipanties was sitting pretty on msn. "Ahh I'll catch up with the crazy Kiwi and see what's cookin haka style?" I thought. Only then did I read his msn "Ang n Paul welcome Cassandra, aka Cassie to the world!".
Surely this could not be, finally a pimp has followed through on the Daddy front and created his own litte Pimpette! As soon as I could slap my fingers onto tha keyboard I opened up a chat window with Sir Rangus and it was confirmed str8 away that the family has now been blessed. Yes folks, the (BRBR) Stork has finally touched down in NZ and brought our beloved couple (and first (BRBR) marraige) Rango n Ang the gift of a lifetime. I ask Sir Rango if he minded me posting the convo for you all here regarding the ins and outs of babydom, he didnt, so here's the lowdown:

ROTH says:
It would appear that some very big congratulations are in order
ROTH says:
well done brother
Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
smile
Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
has they say.......
ROTH says:
when? where? and how big?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
WHO`S THE DADDY!!!!!

ROTH says:
lol

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
20th

ROTH says:
you d man

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
13:45

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
8lb 7oz without camo's on

ROTH says:
lol coolio

ROTH says:
is daddy very proud?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
hehe...

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah

ROTH says:
and have you gotten over the shock yet?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
can not explain how cool it is

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah... at about 4am

ROTH says:
heehee, I really dont know what to say m8, the first (BRBR) child of stealth, I am speechless, this trully is a monumental day in the history of mankind

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
it is something I can highly recommend

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
not something I would ever want to try though...seemed a bit painfull

ROTH says:
were you there for the birth dude?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
1st slip

ROTH says:
and how is your beloved Ang?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
pretty damn good considering

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
I shall not provide details as you may be having your weetie bix's about now

ROTH says:
lol thats probably advisable, I am a sensitive soul at this time in the morning

ROTH says:
we wouldn't want the head honcho having to be taken to the sick bay

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
is it absolutely amazing though

ROTH says:
I'll bet you are completely buzzin

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
no worse than seeing Pit after a bottle of Jagermister

ROTH says:
LMAO

ROTH says:
he's back by the way

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah...high...yet tired.... haha.... feels like the old Cong days

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah I see on the shoutbox

ROTH says:
so have you selected a weapon of choice for our young Cassie yet?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah mate... her hands...... she is stealthy quiet with hands the size of a bunch of banana's....... can also get close to her adversaries using her cutesy pie good looks

ROTH says:
ah the distraction tactic, Rothy likes

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
I can confirm she had nothing to do with what went on in the West Indes

ROTH says:
yeah thats a strange one, first old Bobby boy had food poisoning, now he's been strangled

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
I am getting my firearms license next week and the shotgun is already on layby....... just got to find me a god damn rocking chair

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
Cassies weapon of choice is her old man

ROTH says:
heehee, I have visions of you riding around on a Jeep Wrangler tearing up the countyside like some gung ho yank

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
she could make a pubesence young boy run a mile just in fear of my name

ROTH says:
haaahaaaaa

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
we have also started on her first word......... NO!!!!

ROTH says:
I wonder what the first word will be? "Spawn in 30"

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
I am going to get a spin doctor in to start the rumor that no boy is allowed with 30 m's of her... and the rumours about what happened to the boys that did

ROTH says:
I am drilled in the art of spin, for the ususal fee of course

ROTH says:
I am wondering if Daddy Rango would mind me posting this convo as part of an article on the webbie for the benefit of the troops?

ROTH says:
It will do wonders for morale

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
hehe... no worries

ROTH says:
and are there any extra comments that you would like added? The troops will be eager to hear any words of wisdom that Lord Rango wishes to pass on
Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
GO FORTH AND PROCREATE!!!!!!!

ROTH says:
LOL

ROTH says:
article shall be up at some point today bro

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
good to be able to finally say the words!!!!

ROTH says:
Absolutely stoked for you both, big congrats m8 and pass on my best to Ang and of course little general Cassie

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
WHO`S DA DADDY!!!!

ROTH says:
yes, now there trully can be no concerns, Rango is defintely packing the pimpin tadpoles

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
The sleepless nights just take you back to the Cong.....

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
For all those nights Rosey and I were running around getting killed... I can finally confirm that I am not firing blanks!!!
ROTH says:
LOOOOL

ROTH says:
and has private Rose been informed?

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
yeah

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
demoted from Major?

ROTH says:
yes I am afraid so, his troops became dissillusioned and created a lock in at the barracks. The logistics involved in the tactical op to save the barracks and discipline these troops was a nightmare. Trully the clan have only really recovered financially with the news of our new arrival. So its Coloner RangiPimpBalls now and his young apprentice, and Private Rose (Toilet Duty)

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
Coloner???? I heard Rosey was sleeping with the General...... or someone that was in charge.... ....... I do believe Mr Slater was also partaking in the sport of conduct unbecoming...

ROTH says:
Coloner? I believe the boss is having his morning head fog, maybe Field Marshall is the way to go. Yes old SLatz has been AWOL for around 6 months now, I believe he has also been caught by the venus fly trap that is woman. I must conceed that it is an interesting creature, very tactical, skilled and intent on breaking down the framework of mankind. Let's hope that the leader is never entrapped by such a creature, would be kinda difficult to say "Hey darlin, got 2 CB wars tonight and a pimp birthday on TS, see you in 8 hours"

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
hehe...... but how will the clan survive without a policy on procreation..... such a short sighted view will see the end of the Riot as we know it!!!!

ROTH says:
this is true, but it would mean that we would have to have make up rooms and gynaecolgical advice centres on TS

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
haha

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
Well dude, I better go

ROTH says:
k holmes

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
I have some chemical warfare training to undertake

Ang and Paul introduce Cassandra aka Cassie says:
it is time to unlock the powers of the Poopie!!!

ROTH says:
remember your marigolds, I hear that stuff is akin to wallpapaer paste with added vitamins!!!!

So there you are peeps, its a day for celebration in the realms of Pimpdom, a huge congrats from us all to our Clanbrother and great friend Rangi, his wife Ang and the new recruit Cassie. I wish you many happy years ahead and look forward to the day when Cassie says "Daddy, what is that game you are playing on your PC? Can I have a go?"

ROTHY OUT, 5000G!