JAPIE HEADS OFF INTO THE WILD!!

Our Longest Serving Dedicated Headshot Killa Heads Off Travelling.

Ello My Friends! It is with both happy and sad emotions that I bring this article to you. Yup as Big Morg once said in The Shawshank Redemption "Some birds just aint meant to be kept in a cage" (donno the significance of that line but it did seem quite apt for the occasion).

For those of you who don't allready know, our long time, reliable, dedicated, funny and down right annoying 'kills you more times than you kill him' member Japo is heading off to show the world his talents. Yep, he is now shunning the virtual world in favor of a life on the open road. For the forseeable future Japenhiemer will be making his way around the interesting labyrinth of South America. Instead of brewski's and headshots it's gonna be tribal shamen, latina honeys and iowaska for our good friend. Jap is going for 3 months (I think) initially to do what any well trained (BRBR)Platoon scout would and recon the whole area. Then later he may go back to pass on his skills to the locals, create a guerilla uprising and setup pimpbases for future missions in the area.

I had been speaking with Jap about travel and I'm really behind this bold venture of his, travelling is good for the soul and I'm sure he'll come back even stronger for the experience. My happy emotions are for one of our good friends taking the bull by the horns and heading off Into The Wild on the journey of his life. My sadness comes with knowing that for the time he is away, we will all miss the fella. As happens when any of our beloved outfit are off doing other things.

This aint a time for sadness though, let's get behind Jap and wish him all the best on his worldly adventures! I think Headspless has recorded enough of Jap's voice to make it feel like he's still there on TS anyway ("Don't forget to nade the car on the left"). I was laughing the other day when I recalled a time on TS where there were 6 of us having a chat pre match. The general tone of the conversation was depressing with comments like "Man, my PC is soo sh*t, I can't hit a thing"......."Ye, I have permenant lag, my ISP is garbage"........"Me too man, and my machine keeps crashing".......At which point Jap piped up and said "Ye guys, I got this problem too man, you wanna know what it is?". We replied "what Jap?", in mid laugh he said "I can't stop shooting people in the head!!!!!!!". You can always rely Jap to bring you out your depression.

So ALL DA BEST Broski!! You take the world by storm! I look forward to your return and hearing all your fine tales of funk. I also look forward to owning you with my Super Coal PC skills with your lack of match practice in COD5.

FLY FREE AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE DUDE!!

BIG ROTHY 5000G!

** I think Jap is leaving around the 31st October, so I thought we'd have a wee goodbye bash for him on TS this Wednesday evening 29th from around 20.00CET onwards. Hopefully the man of the moment will be able to make it, I'll keep yaz posted***